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SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER

I WAS WATER ALL ALONG

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You gotta work with what you’ve got.

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I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

DEMENTOR!

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at least his wiper’s okay?

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In Germany, police fired 85 bullets in all of 2011.

In the U.S., police fired 90 shots at one unarmed man in Los Angeles.

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smoochielly:

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.

To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

brb, putting cucumber round my house.

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future reference

ANTS DONT LIKE AIDS?

for future reference.

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